Hey everyone,its Fathers day here in New Zealand today,and I woke to brilliant sunshine coming into my bedroom.after I showered and dressed I walked into my Lounge and on the table was a cup of coffee,with a note saying drink!lol.And on the sliding door going into the Dining Room another note saying Stay Out!si did as I was told and sat down to drink my coffee.A few moments later my 2 sons walked into the lounge saying Happy Fathers Day,carrying a plate of homemade pancakes with Golden Syrup on.It was so lovely,I was just about to put the first forkful in my mouth,my eldest said they might taste a bit like sausages as we used the same pan,I just laughed so much,but you know what?They tasted awesome,maybe a new recipe there.So had a very happy day.I love to laugh and it make you feel better so I will finish with a clever joke,take care everyone,and be happy.....Tony.
An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies, So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1-hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
An employee comes into her manager’s office to take a day off from work. The manager replies, So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1-hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
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